ARWIN REVIEWS

Zero Irony Detected Movies, Ranked

Not One Wink, Not One Smirk, I Loved Every Second

16 films, ranked on my own star ratings by Arwin Edward Bagaslao. Updated 2026-08-21.

These movies mean it. No ironic escape hatch, no cool distance, no built in excuse if you find them corny, and that is exactly why they work on me. ...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd .

  1. 1Pearl Harbor poster
    ★★★★★

    Big, emotional, and unapologetically cinematic.

  2. 2About Time poster
    About Time (2013)
    ★★★★★
  3. 3Click poster
    Click (2006)
    ★★★★★
  4. 4CODA poster
    CODA (2021)
    ★★★★★

    The film starts light and funny. Yung humor actually works.

  5. 5The Intouchables poster
    ★★★★★

    The film starts strong with an electric car chase followed by a funny sequence where Driss pretends Philippe is sick.

  6. 6The Time Traveler's Wife poster
    The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)
    ★★★★★
  7. 7A Star Is Born poster
    ★★★★★

    A deeply emotional rise and fall romance about love, fame, and self destruction.

  8. 8John Q poster
    John Q (2002)
    ★★★★★

    This one hits close to home for me because I lost my conjoined twins due to heart complications.

  9. 9Miracle in Cell No. 7 poster
    Miracle in Cell No. 7 (2013)
    ★★★★½
  10. 10Bicentennial Man poster
    Bicentennial Man (1999)
    ★★★★½
  11. 11Only the Brave poster
    Only the Brave (2017)
    ★★★★½
  12. 12Sully poster
    Sully (2016)
    ★★★★½

    A delay is better than a disaster. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten emotional just by hearing the words “one hundred fifty-five.” It’s like a courtroom drama.

  13. 13Drumline poster
    Drumline (2002)
    ★★★★½
  14. 14The Secret Life of Walter Mitty poster
    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
    ★★★★½
  15. 15Moana poster
    Moana (2016)
    ★★★★½

    Watched on Sunday December 22, 2019.

  16. 16Titanic poster
    Titanic (1997)
    ★★★★